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i feel DEPRESSED!!
GOSH!

i feel depressed!
seeing my sayang *ehem
i mean HAFRIZ leave. i just feel alone.

i know i have my peeps back home.
especially citra, syafiqah, wardah, izzati.
but i dont know.
i feel a part of me is gone!

i actually cried yesterday.
i dont know why i cried
but i'm sorry did it.
i'll become teary if i know someone is leaving me.
but actually he's leaving me in a months time.
so safiah SUCK IT ALL UP!

i'm really hoping he sms me toda.

what the HELL IS UP WITH ME?!
WHY AM I LIKE THIS?!
SAFIAH!!!!
you better SUCK IT ALL UP!
STOP ALL THIS NONSENSE!
YOU NEED TO FOCUS ON YOUR MYE!


well today i finnaly bumped into my long lost friend ASHARIENA!
MY GOD!
HOW I MISSED HER SO MUCH!
see! how much she's changed!
me?!
i guess i'm still that short girl sitting in that corner.
i dint know why i think so lowly on myself.
i am beautiful and everybody knows that.
i should be thankful of that.
but right now all i feel is SHIT!

i'm sorry.
but today i'm just feeling depressive.
i HAVE to study for exams!
i HAVE to study for physics
study for amaths.
study for social studies.
study for chemistry.
study for geography.
and the list go on and on and on!

so just leave me alone.
BUZZ OFF!

time for some SERIOUS MUGGING!

CIAO!

am i a civilised person?
oh GOD!
my school is having a FORMAL & IMPORTANT event today.
guess what it is?

yes!
SPEECH DAY!
the-ever-most LAMEST thing EVER!

i seriously stress the word FORMAL & IMPORTANT & LAME !
because, you should have seen my school.
look at how they decorate just for that event.
at every corner of the school guess what they place there?

FLOWERS!
not one or two but a whole GARDEN of them!

whats up with THAT?!

its SUPER DUPER LAME!
seriously!

but actually, they puth those 'garden' at designmated places.
theres one at main gate & a whole bunch in the canteen & onein the piano area!

and!
dont get me started on the hall ecoration!
like OHM,YGOD!
its CHEEPISHLY GRAND!
I say its CHAEPISHLY GRAND because it looks CHEAP & GRAND!
like a mixture of both cheap & grand!

and look who got invited for this "SPLENDID" event!
YOURS TRULY!
OBVIOUSLY!
my class & 3e1 got SMACK into it!
we were invited along with the sec fours (which for them is compulsory ) & the sec fives!

OH GOD!

i just dont understand speech day.
a couple of 'IMPORTANT' person doing speeched for the chool.
Some performance which of course deserve to be crdit & some prize giving out!

its not that i condemned the event or anything.
its just that i hate getting FORCED to come for something i dont like.
i had to wear a full uniform which includes theTIE!
the TIE!

SERIUOSLY!
thats the my one enemy!

my other enemy!
civilisation!
i mean you must behavein a civilised way.
or better still be a ' Fine lady'

HELLO!

look at me!
do you think i look civilised?
do you think i lokok refined!
am i SERIOUSLY a FINE LADY?

NOT!

you know what i want to come with on that event.
i want come with cheerleading outfits & pom poms!
well!

i want to cheer for the performers and the prize giving people.
NOT CHEERING FOR THE SPEECHES!

what a waste of my time?!

i have so much to do over the weekends!
study for madrasah & english exam & malay exam & social studies exam & etc!


well yeah!
OH GOSH!

look at the time!
i'm gonna be late!

talk to you later!
i'll tell you what happend during oh-so-LAME SPEECH DAY!
XD

CIAO!

the curse is BROKEN!
ohmygod!

i just got back my socialstudies test and i'm utterly shocked with my marks!

S.E.R.I.O.U.S.L.Y.

got full marks!

can you imagine that?
all the more i keep thinking that i have a curse.
the curse that Iwould never ever get full marks.
now, the CURSE is broken!

for those people who dont know what i'm talking about.

i'm actually talking abput the curse.
i keep saying about the curse.
what is the curse?

i have this ability that when i dont study i will pass.
yar!
there was one time when i didnt revised my chemistry and i had this pop quiz.
and to make the matters worst, i got only 10 mins to do rather than the usual 15 mins that the rest of the class got.

and to my AMAZEMENT!
i passed!
i got 6/10!

yar!
that was like BRILLIANT.
half of my class failed that test!
i, SAFIAH actaully PASSED it!
this made me realised what powerful ability i got!

WOW!

but unfotunately, i classify my ability as a curse.
even though i get to pass but i can never get full marks!


PRESENTLY, I JUST BROKE THE CURSE!

i got FULL MARKS FOR MY SOCIAL STUDIES!

ohmygod!

so unexpected!

now, there's nothing stopping me.
I CAN DO WHATEVER!

I WILL PASS MY EXAMS WITH FLYING COLOURS!

THATS RIGHT!

WOOHOO!

this just gives me a little bit of comfidence for my all my EXAMS!
oh-i-LOVE-MYSELF!

i know i'm talking crap right now.
but i just love CRAPPING!

i know!
i know!
you all waiting for the odyssey of the mind photos.
right? right?

actaully i'm just stalling for time cause wardah havent give me her photos!
so i'm DEEPLY SORRY if you are lookig forward for those photos.
but i gurantee you that i will upload them right away when i finish edited them!

XD
CIAO!

i'm addicted to RUSSELL PETERS TOO!
ohmygod! *BILE

russel PETERS is oh-so- FUNNY!
i'm actually addicted to it now.

well, at first i got interested from suhailah.
yar!

she kept saying *clack* belay!
and i was like WHAT?!
so i realised it was when of those funny videos suhailah watched!

i finally found out they watched RUSSELL PETERS!
like S.E.R.I.O.U.S.L.Y!

how come i didnt know in the first place?
i'm like a MAJOR MAJOR FAN of comedians.
i watched Russell Peters, brian regan & Jeff Dunham!

and you know what?
i actually watched this video like more than 10 times!
thats even more thann the previous terrorist video!

GOSH!
i'm getting addicted to it!

SOMEONE SAVE ME!
SNAP OUT OF IT SAFIAH!

okay!
lets talk about the videos.

Russell Peters is one hugely IMAGINATIVE GUY!
he actually observe all sorts of accents there is.
like the indians, the chinese, the canadian, the jamaican, the american!

LOLS!

he is HILARIOUS!
there was one time he talked about his experience going shopping at this shinese shopping mall.
i LOVE the part where the shopowner randomly say this in the chinese accent (OBVIOUSLY)

"HEY! BE A MAN! DO THE RIGHT THING!"

and!and!and!

another one whre he tried to pronounce this african guy's name.
here is how it spells.
"!XOBILE"

ya! S.E.R.I.O.U.S.L.Y!
that was how it was spelt!

and RUSSELL was trying to figure out how to pronounce it.
he tried this" zambal .... zobole ... ZOBILE!"

AND GUESS HOW HIS NAME WAS PRONOUNCE.
it was like "*click* BILE!"

he got a *click* in his name!

REALLY!

OHMYGOD!
*CLICK BILE!

you MUST MUST MUST check the video out!
it is F.R.E.A.K.I.S.H.L.Y FUNNY!

HILARIOUS!

MUSTMUSTMUST!

i said it AGAIN CITRA!
DONT HESITATE!

MUSTMUSTMUST!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24Ryj1ywoqw

LET YOU FUNNY BONES BE TICKLED BY THE MOST HILARIOUS, RUSSELL PETERS!

thats Y'ALL!

CIAO!

* a must watch!
ohmygod!
i've been watching this video the past few days & i'm just to addicted to it!
it is so FUNNY!
even though there's alot of racist jokes in it but it wont kill, will it

its must watch vidoe!
PUT IT IN YOUR LIST OF VIDEO TO WATCH BEFORE YOU DIE!



i like the part when Archmed wanted the audience to be quiet.he will say this "SILENT! I WILL KILL YOU!"

so funny!

the part where he spells out his name is even hilarious!

oh ya!oh ya! oh ya!

the part when he tries to spook Jeff Dunhan an he will say "GODDAMMIT! i mean ALLAHDAMMIT!"

watching video on youtube isn't that bad especially if you watch the funny ones.
its a DEFINITE STRESS-RELIEVER!

alrightt then.
THANKS PEOPLE FOR WATCHING!

*WARNING this post may include extreme RETARDATION!
GOSH!

last friday was oh-so-FUUUNN!
i didnt know hanging with bunch of retards is FREAKISHLY FUN!

lols!

for those people who dont know what i was talking about.
i had practice for odyssey of the mind-(FULL DRESS REHEARSAL!)
and guess what i was wearing!

i was wearing this PINK LONG SLEEVE SHIRT+ BLACK & WHITE DRESS +RED THIGHTS

god!
i'm suffocating myself with all that colours!

i look so STUPID!
SERIOUSLY!

but at least i'm not the only stupid-looking human being there.
kumar wore the typical mama( as in indian man)
he was wearinG a sarong & a songkok & a white sleeveless tshirt!

typical MAMA!

LOLS!

well the whole practice was all about me!
i create up the most antics during practice.
guess what?

i had diarrhea that day & you guessed it!
i keep farting!

LOLS!
and i keep showing my butt to suhailah and you know what?
she took a picture of it!
and edited it.
she drew flames at my butt.
cause!cause!cause!
haidah said that if you put a lighter at my butt and if i fart!
the flame will MAXIMISE!

LAME-SHITO!

here's some of the snapshots credits goes to WARDAH!
thanks WAWA!
my twin WITCH!












oh ya!
i didnt tell you about my SHITTY story!
*beware this story contains OBSCENE words & VOMITABLE phrases!

continue reading if you dare.

it all started one fine day!
i discovered that i had diarrhea & my period today!
CRAP!

cramps ++ stomachache!

and to make matters worst!
i HAD to run for my 2.4 kilometere.
SHARDS!

so!
when i was running.
i had alot of energy!
so enthusisatic somE more!

but THEN!
in the first round (i had to run two rounds around the school)i can feel it!
FEEL WHAT?!

my SHIT.
i mean faeces!
i can feel my faeces almot coming out!

you know what i almost wanted to do.
i wanted to tell Mr Ho to pause my timing cause i SERIOUSLY need to go to the ladies!
ohmygod!

and guess what me did?!
wow!
i'm such a HERO!
i still went on running.
i said " SUCK IT ALL UP SAFIAH! SUCK IT MAN!"
GOSH!
you can even see that CONSTIPATED look on my face!

GOSH!
and at the finishing line of my run!
i was so ENTHUSIASTIC to finish and a surge of energy came over me!
i just SPRINTED as fast as i could!

ohmygod!
and guess what?
i suck too much of my faeces inside my butt.

DARN IT!
it cant come out!
how to shit now?!


and when i finished running, i drank water from the water cooler and you know what?!
i ACTUALLY slept at the water cooler!
LITERALLY!
i was still pressing the water cooler button and the water was splashing on my face!
ohmygod!
EMBARASSING MUCH!
and this GUY woke me up and guess what?!

i can see my saliva drooling out!
GOSH!
how EMBARSSING!

the story doesnt ends there.
when i changed back to my unform.
i can feel it again.
feel my faeces going to escaping from my butt.

i ran up to the fourth floor toilet in the science block since there was a hose there and i can use it.
the run up the stairs was the MOST GRUELLING PART!

the faeces is like SERIOUSLY gonna juat fall out my asshole!
ohmygod!


when i reached there,
i just stripped down and just LET IT ALL OUT!

the faeces was NEVER-ENDING!
it went on and on and on!
GOSH!

and when it finally stopped!
i looked down and i saw something interesting!

SERIOUSLY!

i saw a mixture of brown & red!(since i'm having my period)
ohmygod!
it looks like a a chocolate & strawberry sundae!

i cant believe i just said that!

i should take it back!
should be considerate to those people whoare eating their dinner now.
lols!

soryy PEOPLE for being toodirect!
but sometims you have to.
beating around the bush will just makes people more confused!

i'm a DIRECT person!

yes i am!
XD

i would just like to end this post by saying THANK YOU for reading.
i never actually thak you guys for reading it.
now, i am.

THANK YOU!