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*WARNING this post may include extreme RETARDATION!
GOSH! last friday was oh-so-FUUUNN! i didnt know hanging with bunch of retards is FREAKISHLY FUN! lols! for those people who dont know what i was talking about. i had practice for odyssey of the mind-(FULL DRESS REHEARSAL!) and guess what i was wearing! i was wearing this PINK LONG SLEEVE SHIRT+ BLACK & WHITE DRESS +RED THIGHTS god! i'm suffocating myself with all that colours! i look so STUPID! SERIOUSLY! but at least i'm not the only stupid-looking human being there. kumar wore the typical mama( as in indian man) he was wearinG a sarong & a songkok & a white sleeveless tshirt! typical MAMA! LOLS! well the whole practice was all about me! i create up the most antics during practice. guess what? i had diarrhea that day & you guessed it! i keep farting! LOLS! and i keep showing my butt to suhailah and you know what? she took a picture of it! and edited it. she drew flames at my butt. cause!cause!cause! haidah said that if you put a lighter at my butt and if i fart! the flame will MAXIMISE! LAME-SHITO! here's some of the snapshots credits goes to WARDAH! thanks WAWA! my twin WITCH!      oh ya! i didnt tell you about my SHITTY story! *beware this story contains OBSCENE words & VOMITABLE phrases! continue reading if you dare. it all started one fine day! i discovered that i had diarrhea & my period today! CRAP! cramps ++ stomachache! and to make matters worst! i HAD to run for my 2.4 kilometere. SHARDS! so! when i was running. i had alot of energy! so enthusisatic somE more! but THEN! in the first round (i had to run two rounds around the school)i can feel it! FEEL WHAT?! my SHIT. i mean faeces! i can feel my faeces almot coming out! you know what i almost wanted to do. i wanted to tell Mr Ho to pause my timing cause i SERIOUSLY need to go to the ladies! ohmygod! and guess what me did?! wow! i'm such a HERO! i still went on running. i said " SUCK IT ALL UP SAFIAH! SUCK IT MAN!" GOSH! you can even see that CONSTIPATED look on my face! GOSH! and at the finishing line of my run! i was so ENTHUSIASTIC to finish and a surge of energy came over me! i just SPRINTED as fast as i could! ohmygod! and guess what? i suck too much of my faeces inside my butt. DARN IT! it cant come out! how to shit now?! and when i finished running, i drank water from the water cooler and you know what?! i ACTUALLY slept at the water cooler! LITERALLY! i was still pressing the water cooler button and the water was splashing on my face! ohmygod! EMBARASSING MUCH! and this GUY woke me up and guess what?! i can see my saliva drooling out! GOSH! how EMBARSSING! the story doesnt ends there. when i changed back to my unform. i can feel it again. feel my faeces going to escaping from my butt. i ran up to the fourth floor toilet in the science block since there was a hose there and i can use it. the run up the stairs was the MOST GRUELLING PART! the faeces is like SERIOUSLY gonna juat fall out my asshole! ohmygod! when i reached there, i just stripped down and just LET IT ALL OUT! the faeces was NEVER-ENDING! it went on and on and on! GOSH! and when it finally stopped! i looked down and i saw something interesting! SERIOUSLY! i saw a mixture of brown & red!(since i'm having my period) ohmygod! it looks like a a chocolate & strawberry sundae! i cant believe i just said that! i should take it back! should be considerate to those people whoare eating their dinner now. lols! soryy PEOPLE for being toodirect! but sometims you have to. beating around the bush will just makes people more confused! i'm a DIRECT person! yes i am! XD i would just like to end this post by saying THANK YOU for reading. i never actually thak you guys for reading it. now, i am. THANK YOU! |