its just funny.
what is funny?
LIFE.

i always encounter all this funny situations.
not only funny but embarrassing as well.
Embarrassment follows me everywhere.
Its like embarrass is my middle name.
Safiah Embarrassed.


well it all started a few days ago.
while i was walking to school.
i was busy talking to myself.

oops.
i mean THINKING to MYSELF
when i just didnt realise this drain i was directly walking into!

and you guessed it!
i fell right into it.

and to make thing worst.
the drain is FLOODED!

and my shoes was wet & soaked!

that wasnt the worst of it.
people behind me was LAUGHING at me.
thy didnt even give me a helping hand.
how UNSYMPATHETIC they are.


here's ANOTHER ONE.
i was walking to th bus stop.
and i see a few workers cutting down trees.
HOW DARE THEY CUT DOWN TREES!
TRESS ARE MY FRIENDS!

anyway,

little did i realise the pathway was infested with really HUGE BIG RED ANTS!
it was SUPER DUPER HUGE RED ANTS!

i mean REALLY HUGE!

and me, SAFIAH!
i did the most embarrassing thing.
i was so FREAKED OUT!
i ran around SCREAMING!

it was H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!

me, brushing off the HUGE RED ANTS on me while SCREAMING on TOP PF MY LUNGS!

DAMN!

its not the WORST of it.
when i got home.
i saw my shoes FILLED with REALLY DAMN H-U-G-E RED ANTS!
YUCKS!

ANTS!
HUGE RED ANTS!


another EMBARRASSING moment.

i was actually in modern dance.
sitting around with the others.
we had this really SERIOUS lecture by ms zu.
Talking about some performances and competition we will participating in.

Suddenly, i felt uneasy.
Feel like gas.

And guess what happened?!

it as more to the DISGUSTING rather than embarassing.

i let out gas.
A really LOUD & STINKY & DISGUSTING BURP!

i think more or less it goes like this.

*BUUUURRRPPP!!!

Ms Zu was soo LOOKING at me!
and i was directly in front of her some more.
Thats just Great huh?!

call me embrassed?!

YES I DEFINITELY AM!



oh well.


Life's just a full of surprises.